Looks Like A Duck, Walks Like A Duck...Not Necessarly A Duck

I am going to preface this story by saying two things. First- it is 100% true. Second- it might not be the most "PC" post ever logged. While I was attending a friends surprise birthday party this morning, Tommy took Tyler to Sams Club. As they were going down an isle, Tommy spotted a man in front of them that was errr, rather portly...and shorter in height. He was wearing a bright solid yellow shirt and black shorts. Tommy said you could tell that his hair was black, but he shaved it and it had about a weeks worth growth on top as well as his facial hair. So let me recap. Shorter overweight man with black hair/facial hair wearing fluorescent yellow top and black shorts. Can you picture it?

About the time Tommy spotted the man, Tyler saw him as well and pointed and as loud as he could, yelled ,"Bee! Bee!" It took Tommy about 3 seconds to realize that Tyler thought the man was a big bumblebee, and to Tommy's disadvantage- he was too tickled to gather Tyler up and hurry out of the isle (Tommy cannot be blamed for having a sense of humor). It is just rather awkward that the man did not have one as well. Tommy said the man approached them trying to figure out why Tyler was pointing and yelling at him only to look down at his wardrobe choice and realized for himself what Tyler was saying. Needless to say, the guy flew out of the store... no pun intended.